Just measured my ass

My ass is larger that my belly.
I realize in normal conditions this may be seen as a good thing, but since I am preggy, and my belly seems to be growing everyday, growing bigger than it ever has, my ass should NOT be bigger.

Belly: 36 in
Ass: 40 in

Now I do have to say that my measurements were prolly not exactly on the dot, my tools were earbuds and a plastic ruler, but the fact still remains that somehow my ass has outgrown my belly.
I just can't get over the fact.

Maybe my ass is going to have a child.

Its getting bigger

While brushing my teeth this morning, some toothpaste fell from my mouth to the sink.
Or at least thats what I thought since thats where it goes every other time it falls.
It landed on my belly....my belly was blocking the sink. I grew a shelf.