This has nothing at all to do with being preggo

Actually I guess it kinda does...

Penis Envy is true! You are prolly saying in your head right now, "no no, I do not want a penis" BUT WAIT! You might already own one! The answer:
....Dildos....

Okay, nevermind, it has nothing to do with being preggo.

No one talks about the fat time

When and before you get preggo, people talk about the little baby and the baby bump, and the little clothes and furiture, and if they talk about the bad stuff then they mention the tender breasts and the painful contractions and the staying up at night with baby. No one ever mentioned the fat period of the pregnancy.

The time when you are actually getting a baby bump, but its not really there yet so you just look fat.
It's stupid, I don't like it.

pleh

Did I mention I was pregnant?

Cuz I am, about 10 weeks or so. I am not eating fish, and I don't always throw up, but I feel sick almost everyday. I'm starting to show which I think is crazy exciting, but my clothes not fitting anymore really sucks. I wanted to find a blog that talks about the bitchiness of pregnancy, but also a place where people are can be mushy about being preggo.
Couldn't find one so I thought I would make my own, even it just turned into a really public journal. Do you like the background?? I chose it because it reminded me of blood, cleverly disguised as girly decoration.

Which is kinda a visual metaphor for this blog...kinda